[Verse 1]
Ask me any simple question
I'm an information contradiction
Oh, ask me any simple question
I'll bash you with my fiction diction

[Chorus]
Pirate punk politician
I got you in a bad position
Pirate punk politician
And I don't need nobody's permission

[Verse 2]
Split your country down the middle
Break out old banjos and fiddles
Disconnect all angel souls
Gather up now, let's go

[Chorus]
Pirate punk politician
I got you in a bad position
Pirate punk politician
And I don't need nobody's permission

[Verse 3]
Stood you up now with a wink
Got you all to double think
I'll cut your job, I'll raise your rent
'Cause I'm your so-called president

[Chorus]
Pirate punk politician
I got you in a bad position
Pirate punk politician
And I don't need nobody's permission