Yeah
Life's a beach and life's a bitch
Life's a drag so take a hit
Life's too short to give a shit
So don't let the seagulls steal your chips
'Cause it goes back, goes back fast

Like a car on the M1 track



And the thing is

She's a fairy, she's a witch

Magic potion pharmacist

She's inclined to take the piss

Got Tropicana with the bits

But did I hear that, did I hear that right

You've got a seat on the next flight



Let's catch some solar waves

Whilst sipping soda bubbles

We'll breeze the time away

Here's something for your troublеs

Funny you should say

Have a great day

And when it's gеtting late

We'll watch some television

And if we're still awake

We'll make the neighbours listen

She said by the way

I really had a great day



First she hit me on facetime, facetime, facetime

Said she wants to waste time, waste time, waste time

Oh her friends, so concerned

'Cause they know she's been burned in the past

I'm not concerned about the waste lime, waste lime, waste lime

'Cause you know it tastes right, tastes right, tastes right

But she don't know her worth

I can tell that it hurts when she laughed it off



Let's catch some solar waves

Whilst sipping soda bubbles

We'll breeze the time away

Here's something for your troubles

Funny you should say

Have a great day



And when it's getting late

We'll watch some television

And if we're still awake

We'll make the neighbours listen

She said by the way

I really had a great day

I really had a great day

I had a great day