Oh dear, I feel like North Korea in the winter
I've got a toxic touch because everything is dying all around me
Lovers pet some plants, cousins, uncles, aunts
So run like the devil before you regret you ever found me
All I have to say
The news, it's made me this way

Another horror every day

So on your knees and pray



It's purely anecdotal

More than the sum total

Throw me down the waste disposal

I have a heart like Chernobyl



People escaping the war in boats

Tip them over and see who floats

When I'm faced with people dying

No emotion, it's like watching a soap

Appeal to my better nature

And tell me Jesus is the answer

He tried to see the good in everyone

But Jesus was a naive romancer



It's purely anecdotal

More than the sum total

Throw me down the waste disposal

I have a heart like Chernobyl

It's purely anecdotal

I'm Constantinople

Every army falls, invading my wars

I have a heart like Chernobyl



Watch out for reactor five

Nobody gets out alive

So do just what you have to do

If you're gonna survive

It's all the fault of the media

And all the fear they feed ya

Throw me down the waste disposal

I've a heart like Chernobyl